Writing Samples


My pilot, Survival, is available to read on The Black List. You can request to read it here.


Selected Articles From Funny Or Die:

If Trump Eliminates The NEA, Who Will Fund My Horse Painting Exhibit? By George W. Bush

Six Avocado Toasts That Will Make You Say, “This Is Better Than Being Able To Afford A House!” 

Is Filling Out CAPTCHA Helping Robots Take Over The Planet? 

7 Excuses For Why You Disappeared For So Long When You Were Taking A Shit In His Apartment

This Woman Tried Gwyneth Paltrow’s Amazing GOOP Diet And Now She’s In A Custody Battle With Chris Martin

7 Actors Your Mom Totally Loves

I Wear Man Rompers Because They Keep My Genitals Organized

6 Cupcakes You Can Eat Instead of Texting Brad, Who Knows What He Did

Inspiring! This Woman Healed From Sepsis With Some Thoughts And Prayers From Her Facebook Friends!

7 Ways Millennials Are Killing The Dick Pic Industry


Move Over, Con Ed! This Apartment Runs On Big Dick Energy! (Flexx Mag)

A Blue Apron Recipe For A Productive Morning (Points In Case)

Realistic Barbie Names (Women In Comedy Festival)

It’s Not You, It’s My #Sponsored Products (Women In Comedy Festival)

Ugh, My Mom Set Me Up With The Human Embodiment Of Time Warner (The Belladonna Comedy)

Did Your Man Stop Texting Back Or Is He Actually Casper The Friendly Ghost? (Robot Butt)

My Five-Year-Old Daughter Is More #Woke Than Yours (Bit Comedy)


5 Bubbly Waters to Enjoy This Summer That Are NOT La Croix because it’s La Cancelled (Someecards)

Watching Every Episode of Shark Tank Has Drastically Improved My Life And Here’s Why (Someecards)

 How To Use Task Rabbit Like A Pro (The Billfold)

10 Vegan Snacks on Amazon That Are Way Better Than Kale Chips (Greatist)

A Guide To Getting Into Focus Groups (The Billfold)

Why You Should Add Background Acting As One Of Your Side Hustles (The Billfold)

How To Save A Ton Of Money By Cycling Through Meal Kit Delivery Services (The Billfold)

More writing samples can be viewed at: abigailbarr.contently.com.