Writing Samples

PILOT SCRIPT:

My pilot, Survival, is available to read on The Black List. You can request to read it here.

COMEDY WRITING:

Selected Articles From Funny Or Die:

If Trump Eliminates The NEA, Who Will Fund My Horse Painting Exhibit? By George W. Bush

Six Avocado Toasts That Will Make You Say, “This Is Better Than Being Able To Afford A House!” 

Is Filling Out CAPTCHA Helping Robots Take Over The Planet? 

7 Excuses For Why You Disappeared For So Long When You Were Taking A Shit In His Apartment

This Woman Tried Gwyneth Paltrow’s Amazing GOOP Diet And Now She’s In A Custody Battle With Chris Martin

7 Actors Your Mom Totally Loves

I Wear Man Rompers Because They Keep My Genitals Organized

6 Cupcakes You Can Eat Instead of Texting Brad, Who Knows What He Did

Inspiring! This Woman Healed From Sepsis With Some Thoughts And Prayers From Her Facebook Friends!

7 Ways Millennials Are Killing The Dick Pic Industry

OTHER COMEDY WRITING:

Move Over, Con Ed! This Apartment Runs On Big Dick Energy! (Flexx Mag)

A Blue Apron Recipe For A Productive Morning (Points In Case)

Realistic Barbie Names (Women In Comedy Festival)

It’s Not You, It’s My #Sponsored Products (Women In Comedy Festival)

Ugh, My Mom Set Me Up With The Human Embodiment Of Time Warner (The Belladonna Comedy)

Did Your Man Stop Texting Back Or Is He Actually Casper The Friendly Ghost? (Robot Butt)

My Five-Year-Old Daughter Is More #Woke Than Yours (Bit Comedy)

OTHER PUBLISHED WRITING:

Gobble is the easiest meal kit I’ve tried — I can get dinner on the table in just 15 minutes, and it tastes great too (Business Insider’s Insider Picks)

Thrive Market has an amazing healthy snack selection that caters to many dietary restrictions — here are 10 of my favorites (Business Insider’s Insider Picks)

This gel tint is the perfect summer alternative to foundation — it evens out my skin tone and stays on all day (Business Insider’s Insider Picks)

This $24 face mask in stick form goes on easily and dries quickly — it works so well that I’ve replaced my sheet masks with it  (Business Insider’s Insider Picks)

This 17-month academic planner is the organizational solution I’ve always needed — here’s how it keeps me on track (Business Insider’s Insider Picks)

This sustainable body-care brand makes really great sulfate-free shampoo, conditioner, and body wash — and everything’s under $10 (Business Insider’s Insider Picks)

Lavanila’s $14 natural deodorant works well, smells lovely, and has lasted me for months so far (Business Insider’s Insider Picks)

Oat Milk Is My Favorite Dairy-Milk Alternative — Here’s Why Califia Farms Is The One I Always Buy (Business Insider’s Insider Picks)

This $20 Moisturizer From A Wildly Popular French Pharmacy Brand Doesn’t Irritate My Sensitive, Acne-Prone Skin  (Business Insider’s Insider Picks)

5 Bubbly Waters to Enjoy This Summer That Are NOT La Croix because it’s La Cancelled (Someecards)

Watching Every Episode of Shark Tank Has Drastically Improved My Life And Here’s Why (Someecards)

 How To Use Task Rabbit Like A Pro (The Billfold)

10 Vegan Snacks on Amazon That Are Way Better Than Kale Chips (Greatist)

A Guide To Getting Into Focus Groups (The Billfold)

Why You Should Add Background Acting As One Of Your Side Hustles (The Billfold)

How To Save A Ton Of Money By Cycling Through Meal Kit Delivery Services (The Billfold)

More writing samples can be viewed at: abigailbarr.contently.com.

SKETCH COMEDY AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.